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HUMOR CARDS
10097a
Going to Walmart.
Need anything?
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Buffet.
A French word meaning get up and get it yourself.
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W0979
"And now here's ____"
7455
Before there was
Mindcraft and Tetris...
20191
Ever have one
of those days?
W520
These are correctly placed because women are always right.
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There's always one...
W0495
0918
20005
Huh?
W0844
The bartender said you wanted a couple of long necks?
0917
V219
I've JUST had breakfast and I already want to call it a day. Sigh
20195
Uh Oh.
W0109
Don't sweat the petty things or pet the
sweaty things.
- George Carlin
3091a
Always have a Plan B...
AL087
Cake? You mean there's cake?
20469
I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake up letter...
W1007
Yes.
Nothing better than genuine fake!.
20018
May our friendship last longer than her sense of style
20650
I wonder what the best thing was BEFORE sliced bread….
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20280
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Never eat more
than you can lift
- Miss Piggy
6781
So THAT'S why...
0910
0916
7747
When a word is erased, where does to go?
W1012
You had just ONE job!
7070
If you can't think outside the box, then just wear it...
5147
Do we know him???
5651
Behind every cloud is another cloud.
- Judy Garland
8058
A poem for you.
It's nice to like wine, and being sublime.
To enjoy Sundays but not so much Mondays
W1025a
W0976
Sigh
I miss you.
But to be honest, I'm starting to miss people I never really liked.
20646
Help. someone call Life Alert!?
0915
8456
YO SEM ite
10862
I just want to say____
F80
No, Grandma. Tik Tok is not what a clock does.
Sigh…
F77
Time to cut back on those Botox injections.
V188
If I take a nap, I can probably make it until 9. So I guess I’ll RSVP ‘yes’ then. Sigh….
V212
Live. Live. With. Joy.
M028
If it's a party,
count me in!
V30
Before there was Google.
F152
V185
W2031
V190
V155
So much to do. So little desire to do it….
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